Funny Quotes from Stories I'm Writing Because Why Not?

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Sam.. Tell Me You Burned The Body
Discontinued Superbones Fanfic


"Ghosts do exist Bones."

"How? It is impossible for a person to 'return from the grave'."

Sweets spoke up. "How did this even come up?"

Temprance answered. "Booth got me to watch a Zombie Movie Marathon."

Sweets looked at his best friend with a look that said 'You couldn't just let her watch Nova', to which Booth replied with a shrug.

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Hi New Universe!
Just Another Day, Crossover fic with too many fandoms to list

A loud 'THUD!' and a curse came from the door, followed by a 'CeeerrrUNCH' and a 'BANG!'. Then a triumphant yell. "I did it! Come, my friends."

The Clapping Man (As Aurelia had decided to call him until she learned his name) didn't even flinch, compared with everyone else (Herself included) who had jumped. Instead, he looked at them all confused. "What just happened?"

The only woman, who had red hair and a skin-tight suit, simply grabbed his hand and dragged him with the others. The one in the corner was the first out the door. Aurelia, seeing no other options, went with them. She didn't want to stay in there.

Let's Not Mess with the Redhead
From the same thing

"I say we line em' up and force them to say who brought us here and make them put us back.", Diggle said. Barry noticed he seemed antsy, he clearly wanted to get home to his wife and son. "But let's handcuff em'. And feet cuff them. And tie up the redhead to something, I'm pretty sure that she could get out of any handcuffs we put her in."

So, that's what they did.

The brunet was scary. He had the skinny one and the girl behind him and was growling. Barry was afraid of getting bitten, Oliver didn't care.

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Run Boy Run
Future Bound, Newsies Modern AU with Sprace and Javid.

Spot was a little dazed, but otherwise was fine. "Race, just help me stand up. Please?"

Race seemed resigned. Helping the shorter boy up, Spot finally saw who else was with them. "Mouth? Cowboy?"

Davey didn't notice that Spot said anything. He was busy keeping Jack out of a tree that looked very climbable. "Jack you can't climb trees."

"Can't be much different then a fire escape! 'Sides, I've climbed trees before in Central Park."

"It is! Fire escapes have railings, trees don't! Please just don't go up any further. And this is at least 50 feet taller then anything in Central Park."

"I'm gunna do it! If you wana stop me you have to come up and get me! Oh, hi Spot! Look, a real, big tree! This thing bigger then anything in Central Park, it's nearly as big as a building!"

"Jack that branch can't hold your weight. Hi Spot, do me a favor and don't try climbing a tree."

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More from Future Bound,
Hey There Delilah

Race tried to hide his disappointment. "No problem Spotty."

"Don't call me that. It's Spot and nutin' else."

"Sure Spotty."

Of course when Spot had just opened his mouth to reply Jack and David came back pale as fish bellies. David of course was the first to speak. "Um.. So, we aren't in New York anymore."

Jack had sat down next to Race, looking utterly stunned.

"The girl we talked to said we are at Lexington and Concord. You know, from the Revolution?"

Everyone nodded.

"And it's... Well, before I tell ya, is everyone sober?"

There was a resounding "As far as wes know" from Spot and Race, but Jack muttered, "I ain't so sure."

"It's2017." David said, rushed out in a big glob.

"Mouth, speak clearly. I'se can't understand a word yous sayin'"

"It's 2017. December, 2017." Jack replied, saving Davey from repeating himself.

Race blinked, Spot did nothing. Then Race whooped. "Yha! Fellas, I'se need a newspaper, gotta see who won all da races from 1900 till now! We'se gonna be RICH fellas! Life of luxury!" This was his best idea yet, why had he never thought of it before? "Spotty, think about it! All dat money!"

Newsies in Space, Chapter 2

Before he could get a good look at any of the things he’d noticed, Spot shoved one of two buckets into his arms. “There’s a well behind the house, we are going to go get some water.”

“Why can’t David do it?”

“Cause he’s lookin’ after Jack. And Crutchie’s been doin’ to much walkin’ around and his leg hurts, so he can’t do it nither’.”

“What about Les?”

“You really want me to answer that shortstack?”

Race bristled, but took the bucket. “Fine.”

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But, everyone else was waking up. So Race uncurled ,stretched and yawned. “Mornin’ guys.”

Les grumbled next to him. “It’s not morning yet.”

Crutchie yawned very loudly from the other end of the wall. The only one not accounted for was Spot. Race was on his feet in seconds, looking for the taller boy. Where he found him? Under the couch, still fast asleep. David and Jack were on the couch, so Race was impressed by how solidly asleep Spot was. He glanced up at the two lovebirds.

“He’s under the couch.”

Jack smiled. “He is?”

Race looked back under the couch. “Spot! Spoootttt! Spotty boy! C’mon, time to get up! Everyone else is already. Wake up! Soup’s on!”

Spot remained stubbornly asleep.

Race looked over at Les. “Hey, kid? You think you can wake him up?”

Les smirked evily. He walked over, stuck his head under the couch right next to Spot’s, and screamed at the top of his lungs, “WAKE UP CUPCAKE!”

Spot’s eyes flew open and he tried to sit up and punch Les, while still under the couch. He accomplished nothing. He then rolled himself out from under the couch and glared at Les and Race.

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Future Bound, chapter four, The Nights.

A doctor walked over to them with a tablet. She had red hair that was tied back. "Name and age please."

Spot glared at her. "Why are you askin' me?"

"Because the woman who brought you in simply said your name was Spot."

Race glanced at Jack. Jack was smiling. Race smiled back. This woman had no idea who she was talking to.

"Well, that's me name."

"It isn't. Now, name and age."

"My name is Spot Conlon, and why don't you guess miss hoity toity."

The woman glanced up at the four boys for the first time. "12."

Race bust out laughing. "12 years old!"

Spot whacked his arm, glaring daggers. "Shut it Racer. You look 11."

"I do not!"

"No, Race, you do."

"You can't talk, you look 22."

"I do not!"

David looked up at Jack's words. "What's Jack not?"

"Looks 22."

"Nah, I'd say 18."

"Thank you, Davey!"

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While You Were Gone
Chapter 1(?)

Are you okay?!' Spot thunk frantically. He may be a criminal (Kinda, he had never actually robbed anything before the store. He was more of a vigilante) but sue him,he was worried about his boyfriend. If they were still boyfriends. Damnit, what if Race wanted to break up with him?

'Calm down, idiot. I'm not breaking up with you. And I'm fine, I'm more worried about you. Also, what did we talk about with your wings? They are a mess. Once everything is sorted we are going home and you are letting me clean you up. Your filthy.'

Spot laughed. 'But I'm your flithy idiot. And your my sarcastic telepath/empath'

'Laugh it up shorty'

'I'm not that much shorter!'

"You are." Race said, gracefully jumping the last step down. Spot jumped at the verbal words, but smiled all the same.

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Tumblr Prompts & One Shots
Chapter 1

When Spot ‘woke up’ his first sensation was the comforting warmth of a soft bed and a warm blanket. Then the sunlight on his face. The second to last thing he noticed was that his chest felt scratchy and it was hard to breath. The last thing? A wall of pain that hit him.

He groaned, eyes scrunching. God, what on earth hurt that much, getting run over by a firecart?